Join The Party!
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Help us get started by pre-ordering products today!
Money-Back Guarantee: I'm not going to waste customers' money. If we don't reach a level of capital that will meaningfully further the mission of the company, I'll refund all the money from pre-orders.
$8 - 1 Drink
$14 - 2 Drinks
$24 - 4 Drinks
$66 - 1 Day (24 consecutive hours) of unlimited drinks
$400 - 1 Week unlimited drinks
$1,700 - 1 Month unlimited drinks
$20,000 - 1 Year unlimited drinks, as well as a shirt hand-painted by me (Cam).
*Additionally, all customers who pre-order will be listed on the "Our Team" page of our website permanently, as you really are a big help in getting us started.
Zelle: cam@armyoflove.net (Enrolled as THE ARMY OF LOVE LLC)
Include your email and/or phone number in the Zelle message so I can keep you updated on our opening :)
I like Zelle. I believe it's the best payment service, but if you prefer ordering with your card, you can do that below with the "PRE-ORDER" button :)
To clarify, this means you're paying us now for the right to come into our store (which will be located in South Florida, most likely The Cove plaza in Deerfield Beach), once it's up and running, whenever you want, and get your drinks. This way we can use the money from pre-orders as startup capital. Furthermore, when we say "unlimited" drinks, this means as many as you personally can consume, within reason, during your time at the store. I reserve the right to ban you if I notice abuse of the system. For example, if you're filling up gallon jugs of product and taking the jugs home, I'm probably gonna ban you.
Disclaimer: There is always risk with any business. I can't guarantee we will be successful, so it is possible you end up not getting the product you pre-ordered. However, with a little help from my friends (y'all), hopefully we can turn this into something truly great. Much love out there <3